it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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