According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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