You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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