Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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