how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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