turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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