is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
