Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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