Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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