Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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