Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
third nipple confirmed
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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