Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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