Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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