smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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