cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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