hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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