question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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