just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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