spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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