I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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