i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
