Ambien. No doubt about it.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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