I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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