if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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