even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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