Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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