I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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