I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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