This girl is more easily done than said...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
