And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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