You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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