Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
2020 sucks, I want a refund
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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