do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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