Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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