I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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