Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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