I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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