I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You smell like stripper and shame
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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