i jhust puked up my retainher.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
