There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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