i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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