that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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