okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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