I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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