Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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