So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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