Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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