He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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