I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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