Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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