I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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