you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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