im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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