she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
