just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My breasts were aching with rage.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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