: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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