I'm drive I can fine osifer
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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